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Next stop: Schiphol Airport
Source: Microsoft Copilot Designer
Don’t like someone? Choose what asteroid ☄️ to launch at their place (size, material, speed, angle) and you get to see the damages on the map (crater, fireball, shock wave, earthquake)
https://neal.fun/asteroid-launcher/
If any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic, it follows that any sufficiently fucked-up technology problem is indistinguishable from a curse.