![A drunk murder of crows dancing around a broken webserver showing a Microsoft bluescreen of death, dark Disney Pixar style, generated with Microsoft Copilot / Dall-E 3](http://blog.kohler.is/wp-content/uploads/2024/07/62c77a34-b582-43e8-97e4-9fa77629e609.jpg)
Crowdstrike as imagined by AI
![A drunk murder of crows dancing around a broken webserver showing a Microsoft bluescreen of death, dark Disney Pixar style, generated with Microsoft Copilot / Dall-E 3](http://blog.kohler.is/wp-content/uploads/2024/07/62c77a34-b582-43e8-97e4-9fa77629e609.jpg)
Next stop: Schiphol Airport
Source: Microsoft Copilot Designer
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